A billion years from now
    or a billion billion
    will these words resound
    will these ancient feet print
    Could it be that
    Ridley Scott’s Alien exists
    will this make sense and how
    a billion years past
    or a billion billion
    will we be back now
    or stuck in hell. What
    will be remembered
    The Duellists or (the) Duel?

    Andrew Cocktoe
  • Dinner in Paris

    I have no idea why, but I thought the Mona Lisa would taste better.

    H. Victory
  • BMI

    “For those
    that have been asking,”
    she announced
    for all of Facebook
    to read or ignore.
    “My BMI has
    dropped from 26
    to 22.1.”

    I’m suspicious
    that anyone
    even asked.
    And if they did,
    surely she could have
    told them directly.

    Mansour Chow
  • The Look in Its Eyes

    “It’s the look in their eyes when we hit them, people and animals, that bothers me most,” the engineer said.

    I don’t miss those conversations with engineers and conductors about the horrors of their jobs.

    I don’t miss the three-hour delays for suicides, accompanied by fists pounding on windows when passengers realized they would not make graduations, weddings, and job interviews.

    I don’t miss the café car attendant, who sang over the intercom in a shrill voice his invitation to the café car.

    I don’t miss the cat lady, who claimed she kept her meowing cat zipped in her jacket for emotional support.

    I don’t miss passengers with croup-sounding coughs asking to borrow my phone.

    I don’t miss the sunburned faces and liquor-smelling belches of people boarding after a day at the horse races.

    I don’t miss the nosy tax guy, who seemed to take pleasure in hearing about our pay cuts and layoffs during the Great Recession.

    I don’t miss those things on 785 northbound.

    But I miss the happy-go-lucky dog, that for years ran full speed alongside us every day at the same place and time, like clockwork, trying to keep up with our train.

    I wish I could stop missing that dog, and wondering about the look the engineer last saw in its eyes.

    Michael Carter
  • Bela

    a black lab mix, she
    sat next to me
    on the front seat
    of my truck.

    Before I hit the gas
    when the light
    turned green,
    I always said —
    here we go now —
    so Bela would be ready.

    And damn it
    if I didn’t say
    the same thing
    when the vet came
    to give her the needle.


    Jim Zola
  • Leidseplein

    You told me that all love goes to die at Leidseplein.
    Back when your face was on mine,
    your curled hair around my harsh fingers.

    In that anti-squat, full of damp.
    Our gas heaters of perpetual mourning.
    where our life was filled with promises, overseas disasters and Albert Heijn carrier bags.

    So this is my goodbye to you.
    Here, by the edge of Leidseplein,
    Where the terse policemen breathalyse drunken tourists.

    The cold lamps swing blindly from the dead trees.
    And I wait willingly despite it all,
    to watch you move off sweetly into the world.

    Gemma Morrison
  • The Fox

    Monday‘s journey to work was proving to be even slower than usual. Gavin sighed, gripping the steering wheel in both hands as he inched along in the traffic queue. He stared at the commuters on foot who passed him in the opposite direction, willing one of them to look up and smile – anything to break the monotony. None did.

    It was then that he saw it. The dead fox was sprawled across the pavement in a comedic pose; legs akimbo, gore spattered across the white fur of its belly, tongue lolling. Passersby stopped and stared, confused, before giving it a wide berth.

    The woman on her phone saw nothing, until too late. She shot one leg into the air as if dancing the Can-can and span on the toe of her stiletto, narrowly avoiding landing in the oncoming traffic. Gavin caught a glimpse of red underwear and smiled as she met his gaze.

    Rebecca Field
  • I want to hold you in my mouth

    Like a secret.

    My lips, sealed, will shroud you in darkness.

    Sometimes you’ll move to remind me you’re there

    warm tremors on my cheek and tongue.

    Sometimes you’ll sleep for months

    curled up in the cold corners of my thoughts.

    Sometimes you’ll grow and choke me

    like a wild thing.

    Always I’ll want to spit you out.

    Francesca Tomlinson
  • Barman’s Fat Hairy Arse Crack

    The barman’s fat, hairy arse crack opened itself up nicely, poking free from the top of the belted, faded denim.

    Bent over, big blue catering roll in hand, the freshly spilled Guinness was mopped up professionally and painlessly by the workman-like barman.

    Double apologies ensued between the regular, once brimming cup holder and slightly embarrassed, less regular and younger glass nudger.

    A microclimatic dramedy of conflict, revealing sexual body parts, reconciliation and resolution. Early January post Xmas perils are unavoidable but rarely navigated so beautifully.

    Making up and moving on… with all of us having a little less black stuff in our vessel and the floor a little more stained than it was before.

  • Quesadillas

    Before the first pitch of the game, Savannah asks Nathan whether he’s ever been in love. Mouth full, he shakes his head. Savannah delicately bites into her quesadilla, ponders for a few moments, and decides she’d much rather date somebody who’s never been in love than someone who has.

    Lori Cramer
  • Lilly Misses The Point

    “He wasn’t an ugly duckling at all. He was an ugly swan!”

    Nick Lord Lancaster
  • Midnight in The Stationery Shop

    It’s so quiet,
    So still,
    So stationary,
    You could hear a pen drop.

    Neil Laurenson
  • Ravioli Inferno

    You died and Facetimed me from Hell.
    It’s not so bad, you said. Heat is included in the cost of rent.
    That’s nice, I said. One less bill to worry about.
    Ravioli is the national food, you tell me.
    What kind? I ask. I prefer spinach.
    Spinach, you smile. You know it’s my favourite.
    So you’re okay? I wonder.
    The view from my window is the world on fire but my apartment is warm and I can eat pasta all day. The devil loves carbs.
    I’m okay, you tell me, and suddenly I remember you’re gone.

    Olivia Spidel
  • My Cardigan

    The thing I really like about my cardigan
    Without a shadow of a doubt
    Is you can’t accidentally put it on
    Inside out

    Unlike a jumper

    Rick Sanders
  • Blank

    The woman sitting opposite me is sobbing and I didn’t even notice for the first half of my journey. Hunched over her phone she’s in a text conversation with someone and, while she waits for a reply, she dabs her nose with damp tissue and absently wipes tears from her cheeks.

    The other passengers in the carriage are staring everywhere but at her.


    I move forward, gently patting her knee and she looks up at me with dark ringed, bloodshot eyes. I offer an expression that says, ‘I don’t know what the problem is but it’ll be ok.’ She half smiles as I hand over the tissues I’ve managed to pull from the bottom of my bag. She mouths ‘Thank you’, before returning to her phone.


    I move forward and rest my hand on her knee but she flinches and shoots me a look that shouts, ‘What the fuck are you doing?’. I snatch my hand back as she looks to the people around us for help but they’re all cocooned in their own private worlds. I smile awkwardly, trying my best not to look like a sex offender and hold out the tissues I’ve retrieve from my bag as a peace offering. She glares at them and leaves my hand hanging in the space between us. The train carriage closes in around me.

    For the remainder of the journey she types furiously on her phone. At one point she tilts the back of her phone up towards me to take my picture. I’m fairly sure I’m now the topic of conversation on social media.


    I think about tapping her knee to get her attention. I could catch her eye and smile, maybe tell her that it will be ok. I could give her the packet of tissues from the bottom of my bag and ask if there’s anything I can do. I do none of it. Social acceptance forces me to do nothing and, along with everyone else in the train carriage, I hope that she gets off soon because feigning ignorance is harder to maintain on the longer journeys.

    Steve Campbell
  • Devil’s Food Cake

    I want


    More than

    a peach


    plan forgotten;

    It’s all behind me now.

    Susan Evans
  • The Second Little Black Box

    Next time I go to an antique shop I’m
    going to try my hardest not to think about
    the Gallagher brothers or the colour of your
    bra or how many times I’ve tried this before.

    Somethings, some thinks are repetitive and
    I think that that’s ok like the whurring of an air
    conditioning unit, you can’t be
    cool without it, so you just have to stop listening to it

    eventually. I know that I could just ask
    you by text, if I wanted to, and you’d tell
    the truth, but where’s the fun in that? Isn’t
    love supposed to be an air conditioning unit

    it’s huge and an impossible distraction
    but somehow, we all see the attraction

    Billy Pilgrim
  • Collaborators

    Here’s the problem. The witch
    needed to recruit accomplices,
    silent partners who actively hunted
    fresh human children, then
    led the unwilling babes into
    the corrupted oaks. One lone hag
    would not have survived on just charms
    or enticing scents wafting
    from her gingerbread doorstep.

    No, she must have employed double
    agents outside her boundary to
    spin secret snares and traps
    in local parishes, to better catch
    those unsuspecting innocents.

    The alternative is that parents
    walked their children to
    the start of the twisted path,
    knowing or ignoring the sacrifice,
    then turned back, leaving
    wide-eyed boys and girls to
    the dangerous siren song
    of so many interwoven branches.

    David Lewis
  • Texting In The Noughties




    Nathan Fidler
  • Serviette

    The serviette says
    pleasing things with appealing neatness.
    It likes having specks of soup on it.
    They are its opinions.

    James Stradner
  • 4018

    In the Great Hall, they held an exhibition
    about the Circle People.

    Their name came from the part of a
    great wheel, and great disk,

    found in the river once known as
    the Thames.

    They used glass and metal, some
    stone. Their words were probably spoken,

    rather than written. Little else about
    them is known.

    Ian Patterson
  • The little parcel

    Here’s a tiny one for you. It might be worth telling, I can’t tell.

    I was wandering to the post office, a package swinging in my hand. A snug, fine, perfect little parcel: wrapped-up neat, stamp set straight, handwritten address just so.

    It struck me suddenly: how splendid, how simple and splendid, to walk with something swinging in your hand. A cap, a suitcase, or the patient weight of a book perhaps… maybe some sweets (in one of those small, slightly waxy, brown paper bags). Better yet, another hand: the fingers, the palm, the touch of a friend or lover.

    And I thought – and I thought – and I decided, without thinking: this was a moment worth writing about. So here we are.

    Fritz Kocher